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Bicycle Demotivational Poster


BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.


TAGS: bicycle police arrest in basket
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:28 am

My DH is a former BLM Lead Ranger. He was in charge of the Imperial Sand Dunes in so Cal~~also worked (and before that, rode) in the Barstow to Vegas race many, many times.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:54 am
I used to work as a medic for desert and Baja racing. A medic on a enduring motorcycles could beat the ambulances or rescue unit hands down down and have a victim pretty much packaged and ready to go other than a few things like a backboard, etc.
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 12:33 am

It is all in fun. Bicycle patrols are invaluable tools in urban policing. But just like canine officers("Did Timmy fall down the well again, Rinnie?)and motor cops (You only do this because of your leather addiction.), they take the teasing well.
Budog - April 3, 2012, 12:15 am
Oh I can imagine... But I would hope It's all in good fun. The bike patrols come in very handy in certain scenarios. I was going to say something along the line of budget cuts being bell...
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:26 pm

5L~~~so, so funny. You have no idea how much heat these guys take from the 'real' police who drive cars equipped with neat-o stuff like lights, sirens and sh**guns. Saves all that having to scream, "WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH, WEE-OOH! Stop!"


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!




JESUS CHRIST - on a bicycle.




OUR BOYS -


TAGS: jousting medieval army bicycles off hours
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

woot - November 6, 2009, 12:34 pm
f***ing ausies gotta love them


WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS -




SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK -




Ride hard -




BRAKES FAIL -


TAGS: bicycle faceplant brakes wytch
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Wytch

forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:32 am
hey wytch, how about quality over quantity? you don't have to create ten posters a day! ;)


SINCE 1870 -


TAGS: bicycles men faceplant epic fail
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 8:55 am
Indeed. Took me some time to find a pic where it seemed guaranteed. I don't see how people rode Penny-farthings, and I'm sure falling off was a frequent occurrence.
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:26 pm
THat's True !


MISCONCEPTIONS -




Ouch -




Prototypes -


TAGS: prototypes bicycle design
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

lgvernon - September 10, 2013, 12:19 am

Brakes~~we need brakes! (Or thicker soled shoes)!!


LANCE ARMSTRONG -




TRIBAL SPEED - "E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared" Albert Einstein




PLAN B - Things can only go right for a limited time.




Oh my god -




Cyclists -




DownHill Racing -




Says You -


TAGS: rich poor moeny happiness lifestyle cars bicycles
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 10:35 am
Yep...made ya look...teehee.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 9:43 am
...Especially into the plus-sized ***bs of your trophy-b****!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 6:58 pm
When the day comes where I can favorite comments, this'll be the first one...
MissPriss - February 9, 2016, 6:42 pm
sprinkle a little sugar on him and I have a new daddy.
MissPriss - February 9, 2016, 6:41 pm
me lord I know where you live (muhaha) how the hell do you cry on a bicycle without freezin' your face to the handle bars?
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 6:17 pm
Look at Mr Money Bags over here... Guess he earned his title as "Lord"...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2016, 6:04 pm

i been rich and i been poor. rich is better.


license revoked -




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